So Josh and I were working out together at the gym today - something we hadn't gotten to do very much this past semester. Here is a list of inappropriate comments to make or uncool actions at the gym...
1) "You're so strong!"(Apparently, this can easily embarrass the recipient in front of all the cool people working out.)
2) "What are we going to do next?" (Even though we have done the same workout for 2 years or so, I keep forgetting the order.)
3) Claim a bench or machine and then go and stretch or talk to someone.
4) Playing numchucks with some rope like you're some karate warrior (yes, I really saw that today).
5) Not having a spotter when you're lifting something really heavy...in the words of the poor guy, "Oh Crap!" when the bar started to fall on his chest.
6) Not paying attention to where you're going and running into a bar practically taking your eye out (and yes, again, I actually saw this - it was painfully hilarious).
7) Walking to the outdoor pool from the lockerroom in your speedo only...hey nobody wants to see ya like that outside, much less inside!
8) Walking around naked inside the lockerroom - I don't care if it is a lockerroom. I don't want to see a naked old woman!
9) Wearing skimpy clothes, having your hair hanging down, and wearing make-up...enough said.
10) And finally..."How do you work this machine?" (asked while sitting in it backwards)
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