Things You Shouldn't Tell a Pregnant Woman

Based upon my past and current experience....(and yes, these are actual comments I have been told)

Most of these I've mentioned before....

1. When are you due again?....Oh, my!

2. You think you are going to make it to December? (look of incredulous)

3. You're going to have to get a new shirt - that one is getting tight.

4. Eating are you? Is it healthy?

5. It's like you have a cat in there.

I'm so glad I can laugh at this later.